Don’t Open your Legs Fwaaa; Kadaga Warns MPs ahead of Commonwealth Summit

Speaker Kadaga

Speaker Rebecca Kadaga has cautioned female legislators and protocol officers against engaging in reckless sex with Commonwealth delegates.

Kadaga sounded warning on Tuesday on a one day training of protocol officers who will usher in the guests during the Commonwealth Parliamentary Conference (CPC) due to take on September 22- 29 in Kampala.

Kadaga asked the officers and other female MPs to tame excitement or regret in future after producing children who will never see their fathers forever.

The Speaker recounted how a Tanzanian who came to Uganda left behind several bastards with Ugandan women.

“When the Tanzanians stayed in this country, there was excitement and a number of children were born in this country, we know their mothers but we don’t know their fathers,” Kadaga said.

“So, don’t take risks, don’t get involved with a man from Jamaica, when will you see him again? And for the men, a woman from the Pacific, how can you even reach there? So you must really be careful.”

Kadaga further implored MPs to avoid indecent dressing and overloading plates with food.

He recalled of an embarrassing incident where a Ugandan lawmaker was choked by beef and in an attempt to rescue him, he was slapped in the back and the victim nearly vomited on Ex- Tanzanian President Jakaya Kikwete.

“What do you look like? Are you going there with green hair? Are you going to arrive at Entebbe and the first thing they see is green hair? So be properly groomed because you are the image of the country. If you are going to be a Muslim delegation, don’t wear a mini dress if you are a lady. In fact, we may want to attach Muslim members to Muslim delegation,” said Kadaga.

“When you take them up to their rooms, stop at the door you can take their luggage with the waiter, stop there, don’t enter and loiter in those rooms,” she concluded.

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